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Post by Judy on Nov 25, 2008 20:38:57 GMT -5
Did this work? Grrrr. It did not...I'm brain dead. Can't seem to get it. Oh well. I'm gonna try one more time.
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Post by Judy on Nov 25, 2008 20:47:33 GMT -5
Oh I give up. That blank post was me again. It does not want to work for me. OR I'm doing it wrong.
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Post by dreamer on Nov 26, 2008 2:32:09 GMT -5
Oh I give up. That blank post was me again. It does not want to work for me. OR I'm doing it wrong. No you did everything right - the trouble maker is probably google - it doesn't allow hotlinking the images. That is why you can't post any images. But looking at how you did it - you did everything right. Yeah Judy can post images ;D ;D Here is your image uploaded to photobucket
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Post by Judy on Nov 26, 2008 11:11:32 GMT -5
Okay, so we've now established two things. Judy is not a COMPLETE ignoramus. And Kate likes her some milk. Thanks, dreamer
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Post by farewellamanda on Nov 26, 2008 12:27:38 GMT -5
I love the pic of Kate guzzlin' her milk LOL. She is so random that she's actually not random at all; she in fact makes perfect sense if you just clap the Kate Filter on your brain before you consider anything that she does. I think mah homie Amber said it best---she has no idea that she's hilarious. She just goes cockeyed-common-sensing along and everyone dies laughing.
But back to milk:
Is it just my imagination or did Betty Bacall do a GOT MILK? ad?
It could well be my imagination. Or it was photoshopped. If it was real, well, that's just a testament to her epic badassery.
Was is NOT epic badassery, though, is her High Point coffee commercial. It's de-CAFFinated. Mahvelous. Oh Betty........::shakes head::
But I digress.
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Post by HollywoodHepcat on Nov 26, 2008 13:06:10 GMT -5
Absolutely no freakin' clue. The only girl that is on par with -- or perhaps, surpasses -- Kate's hilarity is Judy, but therein lies the difference: Judy is a funny lady and Kate........unwittingly is comedy gold with her nonsensical sensory perception that in fact makes no sense, but then does make sense if you look at her through beer goggles. (ya know, those goggles a cop would bring in for show-and-tell when you were in grade school and when you looked through them things would be all distorted because that's what it's suppossed to look like when you're drunk and this sentence is really long and unpunctuated.)
But cutlet, didjew know that Betty did more than one of those FLA-VAH-ful Hight Point commercials? So great was her pitch that the High Point people felt her presence warranted a series.
These are some of her epic sales routines: "Writing is a Coffee Lovers Dream. This piece took 4 cups. I can without caffeine. So can you. But FLA-VAH?... NE-VAH!!!" [I'm thinking the person that transcribed this on to youtube missed a few lines -- some lines seem detached.]
"Around he-ah we don't like coffee, we love it. Thats why I drink High Point decaffinated coffee because I am a coffee lovah. Deep brewed flava, Ahhh Yesssss."
"I don't need caffeine, I'm active enough, thank you."
Oh, Betty. I'm wagging my finger at you.
But I looked up the "Got Milk?" ads and Waikiki-pedia told me she was the guinea pig for the campaign---back when the slogan was "Milk. What a surprise!" Uhm, I am confident that's hilarious. Who has ever been caught by surprise from a glass of milk? Again, Betty, wag o' my finger.
In other news, I found a bra at VS that was less than $280, but burned a hole so wide in my wallet that I no longer have a wallet---just a piece of rawhide. Here ends Amber's Lingerie-Hunting Tales.
Also, MP, are you permenantly on here now or am I going to continue vouching for both of us? I mean, you're busier than I am, but it would be cool if you could help out sometimes. That is, if people want to hear from us.... which, why wouldn't they?!
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Post by farewellamanda on Nov 26, 2008 17:43:09 GMT -5
BETTY. ::both snickers AND guffaws::
You see, PO, this is what I do when you're not around to talk to me. Because posting on the forum is akin to talking to you.
I'm a generally lonely and pathetic person, it seems. I may or may not also be Swedish. (But not Weedish.)
I mean, I love it here. And it's a link to my ole Cherce pals. It's just the time, man! Finishing college + 23 horses + gearing up to direct Dial M for Murder + tap lessons + bubble baths = no lyfe.
So the best thing for you to do is get your lingerie'd self onto the telephone wires sometime in the night and hear the drama o' Little Town Players....
Pantsless: Keeping Me Sane Since 1907
(PS, do the great folk on here get why I call you Pantsless Offspring? 'Cause they SHOULD.)
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Post by Judy on Nov 26, 2008 18:34:33 GMT -5
BETTY. ::both snickers AND guffaws:: You see, PO, this is what I do when you're not around to talk to me. Because posting on the forum is akin to talking to you. I'm a generally lonely and pathetic person, it seems. I may or may not also be Swedish. (But not Weedish.) I mean, I love it here. And it's a link to my ole Cherce pals. It's just the time, man! Finishing college + 23 horses + gearing up to direct Dial M for Murder + tap lessons + bubble baths = no lyfe. So the best thing for you to do is get your lingerie'd self onto the telephone wires sometime in the night and hear the drama o' Little Town Players.... Pantsless: Keeping Me Sane Since 1907 (PS, do the great folk on here get why I call you Pantsless Offspring? 'Cause they SHOULD.) helloamanda - here's a hearty welcome to you! Your old cherce pal! J
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Post by HollywoodHepcat on Nov 26, 2008 18:51:19 GMT -5
She is ridiculous sometimes.
Well now you kind of made me look like a needy, poor, lost, woebegone soul that has no life outside of these here forum walls. Humphf. I was only asking if you could contribute a .02-er every once in a blue moon so I'm not the only weirdo pointing out the boogies in Kate's nose or that Spencer Tracy is, in fact, Snorlax or.... you get it. Truth be told, it feels odd being the odd man--er, woman-- on a forum. You should know this because it is the story of our collective lives.
And I KNOW you're busy. And I'm getting cranky because it's those damn curse drugs. Don't listen to me. At all. You know I love you and am always happy to be an ear to the LTP fiascos or Loretta eating a cracker or anything. If sometimes I get sad to hear about all the happy events in your life, well, that's my prob-blem because I chose a big ole' liberal school the size of Detroit where frankly I am lost in the mix. And I'm not like you---I don't have big brass balls. Hi, Type B. It just makes me feel so.... worthless or under-achieving or lazy, when I know I'm not. I was captain of the tap team at DanceCentral before that all went a-foul. I draw. I can write a good sentence. Uuuuuuhggghh.
Did I just air that dirty laundry on here? Who am I these days?
And I'll be over Aunt Kath's house tonight, so unless you want the voices of 16 wee people pestering me to play hide-and-seek with them in the background, maybe we can hold off until I can give you my undivided attention? No, I'll find a way to hide so you can call. Because, like I said, I love you, you cluck!
And.... I hope they know why my name is PO. Surely the people that actually post have an idea, but to the lurkers out there: I'm not literally pantsless. Frequently when people call me I am, but I am clothed from the waist down when I leave the house. Oh, just read Tracy&Hepburn.
Did I just make this place awkward?
Hey ya'll, howa bout Kate and her milk?!
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Post by HollywoodHepcat on Nov 26, 2008 18:59:09 GMT -5
And to the people on the forum: It's fine. I'm cranky. I love mah MP. She's not a jackass. She is, in fact, the opposite of a jackass. Okay?
Okay, cool.
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Post by farewellamanda on Nov 26, 2008 19:11:10 GMT -5
And I loves mah PO, so everything's coming up roses. Never mind us, world.
This meeting of the mutual admiration society is now adjourned. Thank you and goodnight.
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Post by HollywoodHepcat on Nov 27, 2008 0:01:44 GMT -5
You fail at Chinese Checkers, FYI.
Happy Gobble Day, everybody!
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Post by dreamer on Nov 28, 2008 7:45:37 GMT -5
;D
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